Ladies ladies ladies, we all know how most of you love a good session of oral just like us men. I mean I wouldn't recommend anyone to do this with someone they are only having for a night or two but to each his own. Anyway, I thought I would take this moment to educate some of you on how to give your man a good knob slobbing because lets face it, a lot of you have no clue. Some of you can't open wide enough so there is a lot of teeth involved. Then there is the whole gag reflex thing and way too much spit. Now some of you will say that I am speaking like an expert, but the truth is the only penis I've tasted was my own and that is during the heat of sex when I kiss my girlfriend after she goes down on me. Did I mention she is a pro? The key is to keep your jaw flexible so it doesn't get lazy during a head session. The most sensitive part of the man-shaft is the head. So focus there, make sure the tongue action is consistent and use little hands as possible, unless of course you are paying some attention to the balls. Don't watch pornos and do what the porn stars do because all of that is staged and doesn't really work in the real world, at least for the most part. OK with that said, here are some tips on giving your man or fling a toe curling blow job, oh and FYI, don't be afraid or embarrassed to practice. See the pic of the cucumber?
YOUR BLOW JOB TIPS
- Make sure your mouth is clean and fresh. Guy's don't want you sucking them off with bad breath
- Want to do it. Don't give a blow job unless you are really into it because you will half ass it
- The penis comes with two buddies and they don't like to feel left out. Make sure to include them in the session
- Play with the penis. Slap it, talk to it, kiss it, stroke it, but more importantly, keep it hard
- Lips and tongue are a penis's best friend during oral sessions. It doesn't get along with teeth
- Keep it moist but not sloppy wet. The subject just wants a good knob job not a spit bath for his cock and balls
- Don't spit on it unless he asks you to
- When the subject starts to moan, that isn't a cue to stop. Its a cue to double down and bring it home
- Don't run away from the penis when its about to spit. Assist
- If you did a great job, more than likely the subject is still in orgasm land. Be a doll and get a towel.
Note: Sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) can happen during oral sex. Always practice safe sex
