Smoking Gun uncovers email complaints to the FCC about Adam Lambert's gayness

Adam Lambert is a new artist trying to get his slice of the cake and to do so he will do sexual things to whoever to get it. Following his way overdone performance during the American Music Awards where he kissed a guy, groped some chick and simulated oral sex with another guy,  the FCC was bombarded with emails from outraged Americans demanding punishment for ABC and a lynching for Lambert because their kids who were still up at 10pm watching the show were so traumatized. Some of them are probably still in therapy as you read this.