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Friday, November 4, 2011

Hollywood Heavyweight Brett Ratner Fucks Em And Forgets Em And Has a Small Penis

-MEGHAN
Hollywood big shot and former boyfriend of Serena Williams Brett Ratner is portrayed in a new book titled "Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek" by Olivia Munn who he admits he banged out a few times, as a masturbating (with shrimp fat) little dick player. Ratner only disputes the masturbating with shrimp fat part. WAIT!! Shrimp fat? We had no idea shrimp had fat!
“I used to date Olivia Munn, I’ll be honest with everyone here. But when she was ‘Lisa.’ She wasn’t Asian back then, she was hanging out on my set of ‘After the Sunset,’ I banged her a few times, but I forgot her. Because she changed her name. I didn’t know it was the same person and so when she auditioned for me for a TV show, I forgot her, she got pissed off, and so she made up all these stories about me eating shrimp and masturbating in my trailer. And she talked about my shortcomings.”
[HP]
 
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