19 Year old Justin Bieber has been getting some criticism lately from some of his adult peers in the music business, fans and even some of his handlers. He seems to be compensating for something with his antics of late which includes apparently palling around with so called "gangster rappers" because you know, if you're a "gangster rapper" you must be a gangster which is cause for concern. We have to say that we're not too concerned about the Biebes hanging with his new buds like the little known rapper named Lil Twist or other moochers like Sean Kingston. Our concern is about the Biebes constantly being called a little lesbian. Come on you can't not see why. He's a good looking kid but is their such a thing as too good looking for a male to the point where his looks crosses into female territory? at 19 he has little to no facial hair and his haircuts aren't helping either. But we think we've come up with a few ways, 6 to be exact, how Justin Drew Bieber can man up his image:
1: Stop shaving
We know your handlers want to preserve that boyish appearance for as long as possible to ensure naive teenage girls continue to buy everything with your name on it. But not shaving would hopefully lead to a little shadow of manliness around your upper lip or even your chin. This will ad some masculinity to your features but probably won't turn the volume down on the lesbian comparisons.
2: Be photographed with a joint in one hand and part of female companion's body in the other
There is no doubt the Biebes is into chicks but by all accounts he seems to be a good guy when it comes to how he treats the ladies. However now that he and the very boring Selena Gomez is toast he should enjoy being 19, if you know what we mean. This will help to deflect lesbian comparisons, especially being that you will have a little facial hair going and a new weed habit.
3: Rock a buzz cut for the hell of it
Not that you need the attention, but wake up one day and say fuck it and buzz your hair. Your manager Scooter Braun would probably blow his lid, not to mention your female fans would be traumatized but hey, you would probably look a little bad ass with facial hair and photos of you groping some chick in a club with a joint in your hand!
4: Get into a real fight
OK so you lunged at a photographer who basically called you punk, and your smart bodyguard saved you from getting your little body broken in two. But you should lunge at someone your size for looking at you funny, get arrested, and up on your release we guarantee all the newspapers and tabloid will have the word "Bad Boy" before your name in the headlines.
5: Get a real tattoo
Ruin your chest by getting a massive tattoo across it that only you and you alone will really care about. That with a buzz cut, a little facial hair a weed habit and woman groping ways would just scream "I'm a Dude"
6: Stop squinting in your Instagram selfies
Nothing says lesbian like photos of someone who looks like a lesbian staring into the camera all squinty topped with pouty lips in an attempt to look sexy. Thats for teenage girls. Take a selfie with your new buzz cut, facial hair, a joint in your mouth, and your new chest tat, grabbing your crotch and flipping the bird. This says "Fuck you, I'm young rich and I eat women for breakfast". Figuratively speaking of course.
